May 2013
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i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012
May 17th
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daddyfuckedme: wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
May 17th
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May 17th
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doglets: sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
May 17th
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burst-of-giggles: efferescent: remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom oh yes her date did too i ship it.
May 17th
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lonelywhiteasian: lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
May 17th
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cheesecurl: i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
May 16th
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May 16th
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niallhortonhearsawho: a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
May 16th
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WatchWatch
May 16th
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May 16th
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videohall: Visual effects done right!!!
May 16th
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person: hey hows life
me: not enjoyable at all 2 stars would not recommend
May 16th
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May 16th
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dekutree: im not even sure if im saying “swag” sarcastically anymore
May 15th
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May 15th
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kushroom: so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
May 15th
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myuubey: this is the first thing on tumblr to make me laugh audibly in a long time and i think its just because its josh peck
May 15th
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tellerknowles: does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
May 15th
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dakotawhatever: people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it 
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