May 2013
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i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012
daddyfuckedme:
wouldn’t it be cool if jellyfish floated around in air instead of water but they didn’t sting you instead they gave you little kisses and rubbed your forehead with their tentacles
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doglets:
sext: sorry just got this text haha. do u still have a boner?
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efferescent:
remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom
oh yes
her date did too
i ship it.
lonelywhiteasian:
lay nudes at my gravestone, not flowers. flowers will wither away, but a bomb ass booty is forever
cheesecurl:
i wanna watch a scary movie with you and we get so scared we accidently end up having sex somehow
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niallhortonhearsawho:
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
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videohall:
Visual effects done right!!!
person: hey hows life
me: not enjoyable at all 2 stars would not recommend
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dekutree:
im not even sure if im saying “swag” sarcastically anymore
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kushroom:
so you’re saying I can win 5 iphones every day??? and all I have to do is give my credit card number on this website I’ve never heard about??? well slam me in my tender butthole sir you’ve just got yourself a deal
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myuubey:
this is the first thing on tumblr to make me laugh audibly in a long time and i think its just because its josh peck
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tellerknowles:
does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way
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dakotawhatever:
people out here saying angelina jolie is now worthless because she doesnt have breasts but im pretty sure shes at home getting fanned by pool boys and sittin on that 120 million dollar worth while brad pitt sucks her toes ya’ll aint even worth it